Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. In this collection, you'll laugh about: Being caught braless in the emergency room. Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls. A man's most important body part. Interrupting as an art form. A religion men and women can worship. Real estate ads as porn. Spanx are public enemy number one. And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!